Because I should post more

As usual, I should be writing or doing something useful. (In my defense, I WAS doing some work from home, but then my remote access crapped out, so...) But finnickodair posted this genius list of ship meme questions and you know how I feel about memes...

If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them
who cooks normally?:
how often do they fight?:
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
nicknames for each other?:
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
who steals the covers at night?:
what would they get each other for gifts?:
who remembers things?:
who cusses more?:
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
who kissed who first?:
who made the first move?:
who started the relationship?:
who is the big spoon/little spoon:
what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
who uses all the hot water in the morning:
what they order from take out:
what is the most trivial thing they fight over:
who does most of the cleaning:
what has a season pass in their DVR:
who controls the netflix queue:
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
who leaves their stuff around:
who remembers to buy the milk:
who remembers anniversaries:
what was their first kiss like:
where were they their first time having sex:
who’s louder:
who wakes up first:
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be:
their general feelings on sex in the relationship:
how careful are they about using protection: