Because I should post more
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pockysquirrelAs usual, I should be writing or doing something useful. (In my defense, I WAS doing some work from home, but then my remote access crapped out, so...) But ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
finnickodair posted this genius list of ship meme questions and you know how I feel about memes...
If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them
who cooks normally?:
how often do they fight?:
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
nicknames for each other?:
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
who steals the covers at night?:
what would they get each other for gifts?:
who remembers things?:
who cusses more?:
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
who kissed who first?:
who made the first move?:
who started the relationship?:
who is the big spoon/little spoon:
what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
who uses all the hot water in the morning:
what they order from take out:
what is the most trivial thing they fight over:
who does most of the cleaning:
what has a season pass in their DVR:
who controls the netflix queue:
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
who leaves their stuff around:
who remembers to buy the milk:
who remembers anniversaries:
what was their first kiss like:
where were they their first time having sex:
who’s louder:
who wakes up first:
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be:
their general feelings on sex in the relationship:
how careful are they about using protection:
finnickodair posted this genius list of ship meme questions and you know how I feel about memes...If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them
who cooks normally?:
how often do they fight?:
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
nicknames for each other?:
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
who steals the covers at night?:
what would they get each other for gifts?:
who remembers things?:
who cusses more?:
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
who kissed who first?:
who made the first move?:
who started the relationship?:
who is the big spoon/little spoon:
what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
who uses all the hot water in the morning:
what they order from take out:
what is the most trivial thing they fight over:
who does most of the cleaning:
what has a season pass in their DVR:
who controls the netflix queue:
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
who leaves their stuff around:
who remembers to buy the milk:
who remembers anniversaries:
what was their first kiss like:
where were they their first time having sex:
who’s louder:
who wakes up first:
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be:
their general feelings on sex in the relationship:
how careful are they about using protection:
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Date: 2013-04-24 04:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-04-24 01:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-04-24 05:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-04-25 02:39 am (UTC)who cooks normally?: I doubt either of them even knows how to cook because Synthetron. Zhane at one point decided on a lark that it would be fun to cook dinner themselves, together. It ended badly.
how often do they fight?: Not often.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Canonically, Andros has a sad. Zhane, interestingly enough, takes more responsibility.
nicknames for each other?: Nothing consistent. Only when Zhane is teasing.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Zhane. He's all about the chivalry.
who steals the covers at night?: Andros.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Andros always goes for something sweet and special. Zhane has a bit more whimsy about gift-giving, but he's still always thoughtful.
who remembers things?: Andros.
who cusses more?: ...Andros.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Andros would brood and be a royal pain in the collective ass of everyone involved. Zhane would bring in doofy 'get well soon' gifts and pal around with the medical staff.
who kissed who first?: Zhane started it.
who made the first move?: Also Zhane.
who started the relationship?: Once again, Zhane.
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Prior to Zhane being frozen, he would spoon Andros. Afterward, Andros more frequently spoons Zhane, just because he doesn't want to let Zhane go.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Stunt contests on the Galaxy Gliders.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Zhane. He starts singing in the shower or making shampoo mohawks or something, and loses track of time. Andros has long since learned to get in there first...or program DECA to cut the hot water off on Zhane if he's taking too long.
what they order from take out: At home, those technicolor noodle things from the first episode. On Earth, pizza.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: The majority of their arguments have to do with Andros being one of Those Reds.
who does most of the cleaning: Andros.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Zhane filled it up with a bunch of cartoons when Andros wasn't paying attention.
who controls the netflix queue: Again, Zhane, with Andros occasionally adding the odd action flick.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Andros, if we define badgering DECA as 'calling the super'.
who leaves their stuff around: Zhane.
who remembers to buy the milk: Andros...but DECA has to remind him.
who remembers anniversaries: Both of them. Zhane makes a bigger deal of it.
what was their first kiss like: Shy.
where were they their first time having sex: On the Megaship. Andros's room.
who’s louder: Hmm. That's a toss-up.
who wakes up first: Zhane because he sleeps better, but he likes to laze around in bed for a little while before he actually gets up.
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be: Ashley.
their general feelings on sex in the relationship: Zhane was frozen in a tube for two years. Clearly they need to make up for lost time.
how careful are they about using protection: As is usually my question with characters from advanced spacefaring civilizations, would they even need it? Pregnancy prevention is a non-issue
and I largely ignore fic that suggests otherwise, and I imagine that if Kerovian medicine can cure people from being mutated into giant homicidal bug-things, they'd have little problem with STDs.no subject
Date: 2013-04-24 08:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-04-24 02:21 pm (UTC)how often do they fight?: Rarely. Generally when Jayden is being stupidly Red.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Jayden trains (still!), reads, spends time with the family. Antonio...wandering and fishing, natch.
nicknames for each other?: They've come up with something subtly cutesy from their respective second languages. (Given the nature of Jayden's upbringing, I'd be surprised if he wasn't fluent in Japanese.)
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Jayden
who steals the covers at night?: Antonio
what would they get each other for gifts?: I always fail at specific answers to this question. But Jayden is super thoughtful and Antonio is a sap, so I be they would both be really effective gift-givers.
who remembers things?: Antonio, surprisingly.
who cusses more?: Antonio. He's colorful about it.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Jayden would be stupidly Red and blame himself. Antonio would fuss over him and inflict a lot of pain on whatever caused it.
who kissed who first?: If we're going by my fic, Jayden kissed Antonio.
who made the first move?: Antonio.
who started the relationship?: Again, if going by fic, it was kind of mutual.
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Jayden, much to his chagrin, is the little spoon. Antonio sprawls all over him.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: They go out and do all the 'normal kid' stuff Jayden never got to do growing up.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Jayden. Fire elementals like hot showers.
what they order from take out: Thai.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Again, I think this would boil down to Jayden being one of Those Reds.
who does most of the cleaning: Antonio has the kitchen, but Jayden does most of the general tidying and detail work.
what has a season pass in their DVR: I don't think they watch much TV?
who controls the netflix queue: Antonio.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Jayden.
who leaves their stuff around: Antonio.
who remembers to buy the milk: Antonio.
who remembers anniversaries: Also Antonio!
what was their first kiss like: Again, going by fic, it involved a lot of adorable shyness and Antonio getting grabbed by the scarf.
where were they their first time having sex: In a hotel on their first vacation together.
who’s louder: CLEARLY Antonio.
who wakes up first: Jayden.
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be: I am surprising myself here, but...Mia. I don't parse either of them as completely gay, and they wouldn't ask Emily for fear of breaking her brain.
their general feelings on sex in the relationship: Yes, please.
how careful are they about using protection: I'd give them a B plus.
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Date: 2013-04-24 12:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-04-25 02:11 am (UTC)how often do they fight?: Real fighting? Rarely. Immature man-child bickering? ALL THE TIME.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Joe trains, natch. Marv scavenges for food, or bling, or trouble, or all of the above.
nicknames for each other?: Joe doesn't nickname, unless 'captain' counts. Marv is forever coming up with new things to call Joe, just to fluster him.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Joe.
who steals the covers at night?: Marv.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Joe would probably get a hand weapon native to whatever planet they're on at the time, although Marv once gave him a bunch of hair products as a gag and promptly got whomped for it. Joe is terrible at picking out gifts. If he can get away with it, he usually resorts to something food-related.
who remembers things?: Both of them.
who cusses more?: Clearly Marv.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Do I really need to answer this? I mean, it happens so much in canon that we already know.
who kissed who first?: Joe kissed first. Marv made his interest apparent via a bunch of flirting, but left the first move up to him.
who made the first move?: ...However, Marv then took that kiss as tacit permission to pounce all over Joe.
who started the relationship?: Neither of them. They didn't even realize it was a relationship until Luka called them out on it, and they still won't admit to it.
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Marv spoons Joe.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: FLAGRANT BADASSERY.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Despite Joe having all that hair, I bet Marv STILL takes a longer shower.
what they order from take out: It varies. I bet Marv has a stockpile of different takeout menus. But how do you deliver food to a flying pirate ship?!
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Marv's latest shenanigans.
who does most of the cleaning: Again, they make Doc do it. But failing that, Joe.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Marv seems the type to watch hokey daytime TV just for the lulz.
who controls the netflix queue: Marv.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Marv, if you define bellowing at Doc as 'calling the super'.
who leaves their stuff around: Marv.
who remembers to buy the milk:
DocJoe.who remembers anniversaries: Marv, actually.
what was their first kiss like: Rough.
where were they their first time having sex: That couch in the common room on the ship, because Marv was too damn impatient to go to his quarters.
who’s louder: Marv.
who wakes up first: Joe.
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be: Luka!
And then the rest of the crew in order of their arrival onboard; that fic exists, I have read it and it is lovely.their general feelings on sex in the relationship: HIGHLY IMPORTANT. And also FUN.
how careful are they about using protection: ...Do space pirates need condoms? O_o