Smarter Than the Average Squirrel

 angel_negra asked if doing this meme was a good idea. And overall, I'd have to say yes. It's given me the opportunity to think about and post about some interesting topics. And hey, if I somehow contributed to the existence of more Ji/Jayden's dad fic in the universe, that is an unexpected but welcome bonus.

I'm a bit annoyed with myself for not managing to post every day, but as I had mentioned before, there's been some recent medical weirdness that's rather nerfed my motivation on some of the days in question. 

(Relatedly, if you are prone to spine-related shenanigans, I would NOT recommend attempting Couch to 5k, as I'm pretty sure attempting to force my weirdly built body to run is how I have fucked up my neck. End PSA.)

But all whining aside, since I didn't get to all the topics this month, the only logical thing to do is continue. Maybe something like one post per week, or whenever I get bored. 

 rivulet027 asked for my top three favorite pairings?! From ANY fandom? That is the most unfair question ever!

( I am going to flip a table )

As usual, I should be writing or doing something useful. (In my defense, I WAS doing some work from home, but then my remote access crapped out, so...) But finnickodair posted this genius list of ship meme questions and you know how I feel about memes...

If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them
who cooks normally?:
how often do they fight?:
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
nicknames for each other?:
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
who steals the covers at night?:
what would they get each other for gifts?:
who remembers things?:
who cusses more?:
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
who kissed who first?:
who made the first move?:
who started the relationship?:
who is the big spoon/little spoon:
what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
who uses all the hot water in the morning:
what they order from take out:
what is the most trivial thing they fight over:
who does most of the cleaning:
what has a season pass in their DVR:
who controls the netflix queue:
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
who leaves their stuff around:
who remembers to buy the milk:
who remembers anniversaries:
what was their first kiss like:
where were they their first time having sex:
who’s louder:
who wakes up first:
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be:
their general feelings on sex in the relationship:
how careful are they about using protection: