Because I should post more
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pockysquirrelAs usual, I should be writing or doing something useful. (In my defense, I WAS doing some work from home, but then my remote access crapped out, so...) But ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
finnickodair posted this genius list of ship meme questions and you know how I feel about memes...
If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them
who cooks normally?:
how often do they fight?:
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
nicknames for each other?:
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
who steals the covers at night?:
what would they get each other for gifts?:
who remembers things?:
who cusses more?:
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
who kissed who first?:
who made the first move?:
who started the relationship?:
who is the big spoon/little spoon:
what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
who uses all the hot water in the morning:
what they order from take out:
what is the most trivial thing they fight over:
who does most of the cleaning:
what has a season pass in their DVR:
who controls the netflix queue:
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
who leaves their stuff around:
who remembers to buy the milk:
who remembers anniversaries:
what was their first kiss like:
where were they their first time having sex:
who’s louder:
who wakes up first:
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be:
their general feelings on sex in the relationship:
how careful are they about using protection:
finnickodair posted this genius list of ship meme questions and you know how I feel about memes...If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them
who cooks normally?:
how often do they fight?:
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
nicknames for each other?:
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
who steals the covers at night?:
what would they get each other for gifts?:
who remembers things?:
who cusses more?:
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
who kissed who first?:
who made the first move?:
who started the relationship?:
who is the big spoon/little spoon:
what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
who uses all the hot water in the morning:
what they order from take out:
what is the most trivial thing they fight over:
who does most of the cleaning:
what has a season pass in their DVR:
who controls the netflix queue:
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
who leaves their stuff around:
who remembers to buy the milk:
who remembers anniversaries:
what was their first kiss like:
where were they their first time having sex:
who’s louder:
who wakes up first:
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be:
their general feelings on sex in the relationship:
how careful are they about using protection:
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Date: 2013-04-24 12:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-04-25 02:11 am (UTC)how often do they fight?: Real fighting? Rarely. Immature man-child bickering? ALL THE TIME.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Joe trains, natch. Marv scavenges for food, or bling, or trouble, or all of the above.
nicknames for each other?: Joe doesn't nickname, unless 'captain' counts. Marv is forever coming up with new things to call Joe, just to fluster him.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Joe.
who steals the covers at night?: Marv.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Joe would probably get a hand weapon native to whatever planet they're on at the time, although Marv once gave him a bunch of hair products as a gag and promptly got whomped for it. Joe is terrible at picking out gifts. If he can get away with it, he usually resorts to something food-related.
who remembers things?: Both of them.
who cusses more?: Clearly Marv.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Do I really need to answer this? I mean, it happens so much in canon that we already know.
who kissed who first?: Joe kissed first. Marv made his interest apparent via a bunch of flirting, but left the first move up to him.
who made the first move?: ...However, Marv then took that kiss as tacit permission to pounce all over Joe.
who started the relationship?: Neither of them. They didn't even realize it was a relationship until Luka called them out on it, and they still won't admit to it.
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Marv spoons Joe.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: FLAGRANT BADASSERY.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Despite Joe having all that hair, I bet Marv STILL takes a longer shower.
what they order from take out: It varies. I bet Marv has a stockpile of different takeout menus. But how do you deliver food to a flying pirate ship?!
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Marv's latest shenanigans.
who does most of the cleaning: Again, they make Doc do it. But failing that, Joe.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Marv seems the type to watch hokey daytime TV just for the lulz.
who controls the netflix queue: Marv.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Marv, if you define bellowing at Doc as 'calling the super'.
who leaves their stuff around: Marv.
who remembers to buy the milk:
DocJoe.who remembers anniversaries: Marv, actually.
what was their first kiss like: Rough.
where were they their first time having sex: That couch in the common room on the ship, because Marv was too damn impatient to go to his quarters.
who’s louder: Marv.
who wakes up first: Joe.
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be: Luka!
And then the rest of the crew in order of their arrival onboard; that fic exists, I have read it and it is lovely.their general feelings on sex in the relationship: HIGHLY IMPORTANT. And also FUN.
how careful are they about using protection: ...Do space pirates need condoms? O_o